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Watch out I’m comin into my hoe phase…again

gayerthanaunicornpoopingrainbows:

I have a GIRLFRIEND!!!!

She broke up with me

I have a GIRLFRIEND!!!!

palindromordnilap:
“normal-horoscopes:
“bogleech:
“beebeedibapbeediboop:
“Medusa and her gargoyle gf
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Everyone’s assuming her petrifying gaze would have NO effect here and that’s clearly wrong. It would be a healing stat buff actually. She can...

palindromordnilap:

normal-horoscopes:

bogleech:

beebeedibapbeediboop:

Medusa and her gargoyle gf

Everyone’s assuming her petrifying gaze would have NO effect here and that’s clearly wrong. It would be a healing stat buff actually. She can regenerate and strengthen her girlfriend by looking at her.

Just like girlfriends in real life

Just like girlfriends in real life.

bogleech:

3pblueberry:

sadclowncentral:

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it’s none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics…’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

Isn’t that already how it’s studied

poet-by-heart:

As someone who studies history I often wondered how ordinary people thought about living through such huge historical events. Now I know they were sick and tired of that shit.

iwt-v:

Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

  • Betty White: First Lady of Television (Netflix)

synodicsuggestion:

At least we see the same moon at night. 

mint-stone:

deadmentellnotales13:

lostcryptids:

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

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awwcutepets:
“I submit one (1) hamb leg for your consideration
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awwcutepets:

I submit one (1) hamb leg for your consideration